May 2012
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
A Day With My Period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny.
period: Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny...
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snikers.
period: Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners.
period: You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u?
period: Yell at a puppy or two.
period: Close eyes and repeat tomorrow.
